A WTF Moment

I was almost to embarrassed to blog this one, but then I thought of how unfair it was for me NOT to share this with you all. This is Joe explaining the thought process of his latest wardrobe catastrophe.
Now my husband is a VERY intelligent man and he is not in anyway mentally challenged, so please don't think that. I just don't think he gives a crap sometimes lol.

He had been lounging around all day in his famous green shorts and robe. Well he decided that he needed to go to the ATM at 8:00pm last night. I told him to wait till morning because the money wasn't going anywhere but he was hell bent on going.
I hear him rustling around in the laundry room and then he walks out, and as soon as I saw him I busted out laughing thinking he was playing around.
Much to my surprise he wasn't playing around.
Instead of his usual green shorts he put on his Captain Morgan bed pants because it was cold out.
Apparently he didn't want to wear his slippers so work boots it was. THEN instead of taking off his robe he just put a sweater on OVER it.

The conversation went like this:

Me: Ummm honey WTF are you wearing?

Joe: Clothes

Me: Seriously you are not going to wear that. Are you?

Joe: Why not I'm not getting out of the truck

Me: Well why didn't you take your robe off?

Joe: Because I'm to lazy and it's warm.

Me: Well if you're not getting out of the truck then why did you put a sweater on
OVER your robe?

Joe: Because I lost the belt for it and if someone pulls up beside me I don't want
them seeing my bare chest.

Me: What if you get pulled over?

He just shrugged his shoulders and headed out the door with me just standing there shaking my head. I was so surprised by his attire that I almost forgot to take a picture.

Another Good One

Some pictures do not need words.

Not As Young As You Use To Be

I don't even think these pictures need a blog to go with them lol.

A Thought On Parenting

Courtesy of my husband.

This is a quote directly from him: The textbook definition of being a father. When you have kids, your perspective on things changes. You raise your sons hoping they will turn out to be just like you. You raise your daughters hoping they will stay away from guys like you.

There you have it folks, a dads random thought on parenting.

But Honey...........................

You're to big for the moon bounce.

This lovely picture was taken at our family reunion last 4th of July.

Love Messages In The Snow

After recent snow, these are the lovely messages I found on my car. Courtesy of my loving husband.

My sexy husband

Ok so just for the record, Mr. Man barely drinks but he keeps a little something in the cabinet when he needs a night cap. On occasion he'll smoke a Black N Mild but never in the house around the kids. Okay with that out of the way, our conversation went a little something like this:

Mr. Man: Honey I'm going to go outside to smoke a Black N Mild

Me: (At this time he was only in shorts and a Hawiian shirt) Well it's pretty cold out there you may want to wear something warm.

Mr. Man: Ok (he goes off and puts his bathrobe on). Honey have you seen my house shoes?

Me: No honey I don't keep up with them.

Mr. Man: Oh Ok ( so he goes and puts on his work boots. Notice there are no socks involved YUCK).

Me: MR. MAN ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING OUT LIKE THAT?

Mr. Man: Yep sure am.

And with that he posed for a picture and headed out the door in his oh so sexy get up.
I don't even worry about the neighbors seeing him anymore because they know him and they too expect it.